I'm Amy! I'm 17, from Northern Ireland and my blog should make you smile. :3 I like movies, playing drums, reading and listening to music :3 If anyone ever needs to talk about anything at all, please feel free to send me a wee message. <3
Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Virginians:I drove two hours and I've gone exactly ten feet because traffic on I-95 is backed up
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians:We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians:I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
The British:I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.
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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via the-green-unicorn)

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daveraf:

medukameguca:

bebopit:

womanprivilege:

mommunist:

seeyickk:

basedgosh:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

image

74972 are wrong as hell theyre freezies and nothing else

they are cold pops evan

ice lollies you fools

they’re called frozen sticks… or fruit pops… wow…

popsicles??????

ice pops :’—/

they’re fucking otter pops

(via the-green-unicorn)

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Welcome to the family little Risotto! She’s 8 weeks old and has discovered that she likes to sit on my shoulder and climb up my legs :) <3

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Anonymous asked: I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! So my friend is a heavy cigarette smoker and he smokes because of personal reasons. He's really depressed because of a breakup and now he doesn't wanna stop smoking. He's just 16 and his voice is slowly turning into a smokers voice and I'm sooo worried what can I do to help him?????


Answer:

Hi there! Okay yeah that’s pretty serious and at 16, that’s obviously way too much. If he’s depressed because of a breakup, you need to let him know that you’re there for him and it might sound a little blunt, but he’s 16, it’s not like he’s never gonna find anyone else ever again. I know breakups suck and everything, but he needs to know that his friends and family are there for him and love him and that everything will be okay.
The next bit’s trickier. As you know, smoking is super addictive so if he’s smoking a lot of cigarettes it’ll be hard for him to stop - and going cold turkey doesn’t sound like much fun. If he knows you’re there for him (like I said above) he will most likely be more willing to give it a go. I don’t know a lot about quitting smoking, but here’s a link to a website that should have some helpful tips for him:

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/smoking/Pages/Motivateyourself.aspx

Above all though, be really positive and optimistic and patient with him. There might be times where you want to yell at him or whatever, but in my experience, telling someone to stop doing something only makes them more determined.


I hope this was in some way useful :) good luck! Let me know if you need any more help!xxx

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9 hours ago

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via edwardthesnail)

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baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

(via edwardthesnail)

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